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DO YOU LOVE ARTICHOKES?

Posted in Totem Produce on July 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

You might need to become a member of the Artichoke Aficionados Club? Or join a 12-Step Program: Artichokes Anonymous?

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ALAS, POOR YORICK: AN EXERCISE IN IDENTITY POLITICS AND SELF-PORTRAITURE

Posted in Photographs, Totem Produce on June 29, 2008 | 7 Comments »

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ARTICHOKES AND SOTTSASS

Posted in Pillow Booking, Quotedium, Totem Produce on April 25, 2008 | 7 Comments »

There’s been a disturbing trend toward autosarcophagy here at Artichoke Heart Headquarters, what with the advent of artichoke season and all. Sometimes I like to steam up a couple in the vegetable steamer for a light dinner. I dip the leaves in Miracle Whip Lite, into which I mix in gourmet green curry spice. I [...]

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FICKLE ABOUT APPLES

Posted in Photographs, Quotedium, Totem Produce on March 24, 2008 | 8 Comments »

Lately, I’ve been fickle about apples–every week declaring another variety my current favorite. A few weeks back it was the Cameo. Before that the Pink Lady. Last week it was Braeburns. And Galas, to me, taste like flower petals. Now, though, I’m in love with the Pacific Rose. They are honeyed and crisp and big [...]

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HEARTICHOKE

Posted in Totem Produce on August 27, 2005 | 15 Comments »

I’m rushing around today because I’m a No-Goodnik and a Procrastinator. (Is it me, or does the word procrastination always sound just a little bit naughty, like some sort of specialty fetish?) But a few quick snippets: First of all, I would like to confess that I’m obsessed with artichokes. So much so, that one [...]

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UPDATE TO PUMPKIN UPDATE

Posted in Totem Produce on October 17, 2004 | Leave a Comment »

UPDATE TO PUMPKIN UPDATE Behold the glory of the irrationally- and hugely-coveted Albino Pumpkin! It’s albino-ness, in tandem with its pumpkin-ness, have left me beside myself with happiness. When I snagged it out of the parking-lot pumpkin display at the Hy-Vee this week, I wandered through the aisles in a blissful haze (which, okay, may [...]

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PUMPKIN UPDATE

Posted in Totem Produce on October 11, 2004 | Leave a Comment »

PUMPKIN UPDATE Having since learned that the Albino Pumpkins referenced below are also tasty, I was bound and determined to Get Me Some of That the next time I stopped by the grocery store. Sadly, though, all the Albino Pumpkins were gone today! Needless to say, I am bitterly, bitterly disappointed. Even a little bit [...]

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ALBINO PUMPKIN

Posted in Totem Produce on October 9, 2004 | Leave a Comment »

ALBINO PUMPKINS It’s an achingly beautiful, sun-dappled October day, particularly in contrast to some of the gray, damp days here earlier this week. On Thursday, after being overcast throughout much of the day, night was tucked in with a soft, cool sheet of threadbare fog. Today, though, is perfect. Somehow, over the course of the [...]

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SPEAKING OF ARTICHOKES . . .

Posted in Po-Bizzery, Poeming, Totem Produce on September 5, 2003 | Leave a Comment »

SPEAKING OF ARTICHOKES . . . I’m the daily featured poet today over at Poetry Daily! Click below, if you’d like to take a peek: Girl With A Bowl On Her Head

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ARTICHOKE, ARTICHOKE

Posted in Pillow Booking, Totem Produce on January 22, 2003 | Leave a Comment »

ARTICHOKE, ARTICHOKE There have been all sorts of wacky hijinks and shenanigans going on over at Fragments from Floyd, leading up to the fact that Fred has given everyone a writing assignment, and is, furthermore, collecting assignments over at Fragments. It should also be noted that Fred’s being kind of a scary hardass about this, [...]

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